Riley Sanderson

A MALE THAT INCLUDES ALL 3 DEFINITIONS

A male that only speaks to women online.

A male that has the posture of an 50 year old elastic band.

A male that complains about immigrants and how they steal jobs not doing a think about it and complaining on TikTok and staying forever unemployed. (has a fyp of racism, fascism and sexism)

"Oh...That guy is such a Riley Sanderson"

"His a Riley Sanderson"

by RileySanderson December 28, 2023

Sanderson

A man, who while serving in the US Army, made significant additions to the list of 'really bad words' in the world. He also displayed a remarkable talent for composing complete sentences (noun / subject, verb, adverb, conjunctions, adjective, interjections, etc.) and without ending the sentence with a preposition using only the word 'Fuck.'

After dropping a 200 pound safe onto his foot, Thomas was heard to exclaim, in the Sanderson fashion, "fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckingly fucked!'

by Big Daddy Cool Breeze May 22, 2021

Sanderson's Law

as an online discussion regarding fiction recommendations grows longer, the probability of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings being recommended approaches 1

"I asked on Reddit for books similar to Twilight and got 8 recommendations for the Way of Kings"

"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 27, 2020

corey sanderson

A miserably boorish dolt and a narcissistic flea-infested proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.

Ah just go and get a corey sanderson up ya!

by maxwalker June 21, 2017

Pull a Sanderson

Winding up back in someone's hotel room after last call and polishing off the mini-bar's contents. Typically seen in rock stars and journalists on overseas press junkets.

"Oh man, the bar is closing, it's only 8 o'clock in New York and I'm on an expense account: let's pull a Sanderson."

by meerkat67 December 25, 2008

Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.

"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"

by Harold Richards December 16, 2011

Bushy Sanderson

When you have diarrhoea whilst out with the army and lampshade a Bush with shit and hit the passers-by

Jamie had a dodgy kebab and did a Bushy Sanderson on the hikers face

by Electric Smurf December 12, 2024