I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!
He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011
Get the God lost his sandals mug.Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
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A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.
Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
by Locker June 12, 2007
Get the sandalphobia mug.The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.
by Grendel's second cousin in law March 22, 2012
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by book69 May 25, 2018
Get the winter sandals mug.Sandalina is a nice girl,she is sometimes defensive and a little shy but once you get to know her she's wild!
She's usually insecure about her features like her hair.but if she gets any compliments she'll say thank you so if you have a sandalina as a friend your lucky!
She's very pretty too (人*´∀｀) *ﾟ+
She's usually insecure about her features like her hair.but if she gets any compliments she'll say thank you so if you have a sandalina as a friend your lucky!
She's very pretty too (人*´∀｀) *ﾟ+
Person 1: woah is that sandalina she's rlly pretty
Person 2: I know but I heard she's really insecure
Person 1: she shouldn't be she's gorgeous
Person 2: I know but I heard she's really insecure
Person 1: she shouldn't be she's gorgeous
by totallynot_roseachoo April 23, 2021
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