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Wisconsin Sandstorm

The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.
Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!
by Nicholas Zombie March 14, 2010
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Sandstormist

1. Someone that likes techno because of the song "sandstorm."
2. A retard that says he is a huge fan of techno because he has heard the song "sandstorm," even though he has never listened to another techno song in his life and probably doesnt even know it was made by Darude.
1. Look at that sandstormist over there, he doesnt even appreciate a good daft punk song.
2. John: I cant even believe Dave! Matt: I know, what a sandstormist! He just sits in his room and listens to that same song all day. I played some DJ splash and he told me to turn the shit off! Then i told him okay ill play something else by Darude and he was like huh?
by The B1rdman December 14, 2009
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Darude: Sandstorm

It is a song consisting of repeating beats and slightly increasing and decreasing tempo, used as background music to montages and live streams. It was made into a meme, which means that when someone asks for the outro song, people always reply: "Darude: Sandstorm" or other slight variations.
User 1: That outro song is SICK af. What's it called?

User 2: Darude: Sandstorm
by Arsonist_MLGXpert June 25, 2016
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Arabian Sandstorm

A sexual move the occurs when a guy sits on someone's face with his balls on the other person's eyes and then farts in the other person's mouth.
I just ate some tacos and am going to give my gay lover a nasty "Arabian sandstorm" tonight!!!
by Bolton May 6, 2004
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Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)
by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021
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Sandstormgasm

feeling of joy you get when listening to a good techno song, (such as Sandstorm by Darude)
"I had a sandstormgasm when i listened to Pure Imagination by Ford the first time, it just got my juices going."
by franklind23 January 17, 2006
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Asian Sandstorm

When you're banging a girl (or receiving a blow job) on a beach and you blow your load in her face and then take a hand full of sand and throw it in her face.
Dave totally asian sandstormed that bitch at Sylvan Beach last night!!
by Dave the Sex God February 3, 2010
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