Saltine Savior

Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.

"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"

"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"

by The Real Rambo May 14, 2009

Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010

The Great Saltine Challenge

Eating six saltines in one minute without drinking something.

The Great Saltine Challenge is something Brennan O'C will NEVER complete.

by epicfailureensues December 8, 2009

Saltine Challenge

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.

Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!

by atimonkey March 18, 2010

slutineese

A language that needs to be spoken to your ex spouse's current partner. This language is used after you discover that the new partner apparently doesn't understand the point you are trying to make in your native tongue.

Apparently you don't understand English when I tell you to leave me alone. Maybe you will understand better in slutineese.

by okicequeen October 14, 2011

saltine cracker

a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.

yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy

chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy

by Roger a.k.a saltine cracker May 23, 2006

saltine gangsta

the boss , aka david isdefined as a white gangsta as the word saltine is a cracker meaning a term used for white people

i swear david is a true saltine gangsta

by countryboy012188 December 22, 2008