saltine

A saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. The term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.

That dude is a muddafuggin saltine -- a cracka and a square!

by hustlerballer April 28, 2006

Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dare where you have to eat 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything, and all the crumbs must be eaten as well. Although it sounds easy, it's actually really hard because the salt and crumbs dry out your mouth and are hard to swallow and you can't drink anything to help you out.

Me: Dare
You: I dare you to take the saltine cracker challenge!

by C.Rose.S February 14, 2012

Saltine Cracker

A salty white person

the saltine cracker was mad at the game

by French Jr Sinatra February 15, 2018

Salting the Pavement

Jizzin on a black chick.

When's the last time you were salting the pavement?

Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!

by Duncadunk October 24, 2009

saltinies

Mini saltines that taste so good!

'MMM! I love these saltinies! They are smaller saltines, and don't crumble everywhere!

by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

saluting the general

(noun) An erect penis. Named because its similar to when an army man stands straight up to salute.

(verb) process of getting a hard

Erica walked by shaking her big old ass and Jeremy started saluting the general.

by Sing Swang Swunk April 14, 2014

Saltine Shuffle

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

by geederd December 12, 2021