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rubbing salmon

The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.
Today on discord, I noticed rubbing salmon in the background of a Mr. Robot meme.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 8, 2021
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Salmonellafitzgerald

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.
"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"
by Jsuper John November 8, 2011
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simon cowell

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
by mikespooner October 1, 2007
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Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
by jackiiboii January 20, 2014
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love, simon

A movie (based off the book “Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda) that revolves around a closest gay kid in his senior year of high school named Simon Spier (played by Nick Robinson). He starts to secretly chat with another closest gay kid in his school through email, they disguise their identities by using nicknames. Simon’s was “Jacques” and the love interests was “Blue”. Another student at the school finds out about Simons secret and blackmails him and forces Simon to set him up with one of his friends. This is one of the first mainstream LGBTQ+ movies released by a major studio like Fox.
Linda: what LGBT movie is there for us to watch?
Tina: how about Love, Simon?
by MallHunter May 21, 2018
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Salmonyla

Pronounced (sal-mo-ny-la)

A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.
Rob- Hey Brendan, what the fuck happened here ? It was fucking skyler again, he rained on a girl and just left her there passed out. When I asked him what happened, he told me he was unable to control his salmonyla because he forgot to take his pills.

Dave- Hey i have the disease too !
by Da Byla October 20, 2009
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Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell
by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020
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