Stonk

Crypto-currency used by few, out Purchased by bitcoin.

Tom: Hey have you baught any Stonk yet?
Jim: nah they are to pricey

by Stonk Investor March 05, 2018

Stonk

Used to address a messy person/situation

Oh what a stonk mess!

by Vee Vee November 06, 2009

Stonks

1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion

2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks

You gonna get stonks

by BEEMOVIE September 19, 2019

Stonks

Stonks

hey Nigel you gonna invest in my Stonks

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019

stonk

1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked

That guy is full of stonk

by River Dove February 19, 2004

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by EVAVina June 22, 2022

Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.

my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS

by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020