cyber spleef

Hitting both a Juul and a Pax Era at the same time. Also known as a E-Moke

Kevin: "Let me hit a cyber spleef so I can sleep"
Thomas: "That's whats up"

by Aster Cornwallace February 13, 2018

Spleef

A beautiful little kid that makes you smile when they smile.

My baby sister is a spleef.

by aliyahjohnson772 July 13, 2021

spleef

I invented this term somewhere around 1983. My buddy almost always had weed and his mother was always suspicious, so she's listen to his phone calls. If I asked him if he had any weed or joints his mother would get pissed at the both of us. So I invented the word spleef so that I could inquire without tipping mom off. I'd call and ask "Have you seen any spleefs today?" She probably cought on eventually but it worked all that summer.

His spleef rolling resembled a pregnant watumba.

by FatdogTavern November 28, 2025

Spleef

A game played on Minecraft and ROBLOX where the goal is to dig holes for scrubs to fall in and be eliminated. Very popular during the mid-2010s, and somehow the most fun thing that is humanly possible.

"Gamer: Spleef is really freaking fun!"

by E hates Q September 29, 2018

spleef

another term for cum

"Wanna play spleef"
"Please, not again Uncle Rick"

by Frosty (not cum) September 4, 2022

Spleef

After a threesome, one guy inserts the used condom into the rectum of the other guy. He tilts over as the girl drinks the semen from the condom as it leaks from the mans rectum.

Bryan : Yeah after the threesome I totally got to spleef Robert. Jessica totally ate it.

by wondsrlnd August 12, 2021

Spleef

The Process of Purposefully Making Someone Wipeout or Get Hurt Without Directly Hurting Them. e.g. Removing a Platform From Under a Person With the Intent Of Having Them Get Rekt. (Also Known As Tumplt)
(Spleef / Spleefs / Spleefer / Spleefed / Spleefing / Spleefee)

Gary: *walks down to basement and removes floorboard from under Wyatt*
Wyatt: *falls into basement*
Gary: I Just Spleefed You!
Wyatt: Damn Spleefer!

by Big Raph 69 July 25, 2021