spilt milk

1)
A woman who is aging badly. Her body is turning droopy and wrinkled. Her body is starting to curdle, making cottage cheese out of her ass.

2)
Badly aging Female

3)
Complete opposite of a cougar / milf

4)
Also, known as spilt

Pete : "Bitch, your spilt milk!" "Your ass is so curdled, I could serve it up ass cottage cheese."

Random Skank: "Your an asshole!"

Karl : "Dude, what the fuck is your deal?"

Pete : "Dude, I'm saving you from this spilt milk ass bitch." "Now you won't have to give her the fishboot later!"

by Cheese4green September 20, 2011

spilt milk

When you jizz your shorts unexpectedly.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I spilt milk just looking at her melons

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

banana spilt

When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.

while in class...
ana, "look at the teacher crotch"
juju, "ughh thats nasty"
ana, "that looks like a banana split !"
juju "thats gross"
ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"

by anabanana12345 November 24, 2009

spilt milk

An event in the past(usually a bad event or missed opportunity).

There's no use crying over spilled milk.

by kevin May 31, 2004

spilt a brownie

to shit or to shit on ones self

Oh dude I think I just spilt a brownie.

by Dylan Cole Hamner January 21, 2007

spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

by shawn May 27, 2004

spilt milk

womens knicker juice

look in womens draws when shes turned on and youll see a trail of the gunk. v.tasty cum. cums by supprise hence the word spilt milk.

by gunk lesbian lover May 26, 2004