Autism Speaks

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.

One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.

by Corn-Sizzurp May 18, 2021

spencer reid

spencer reid is the hottest man alive

spencer reid is the hottest man alive

by farahn September 18, 2020

Speckled moon

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.

Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Risvand Spesial

Getting a child with someone you have been in a relationship with for less than a year

I was living my best days, but then I did a Risvand spesial

by MullaMcFlash March 18, 2021

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick

You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn

by Kingofdick June 26, 2019

Sperm collector

A woman who insists on having condom free sex.

Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!

by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017

Fuck Spez

Is a cuss phrase for Steve Huffman (u/spez), the current CEO of Reddit due to his own site policies and decisions. You'll likely have your account suspended on Reddit if you cuss him or use the phrase for a name of subreddit (this is like #FuckElonMusk on Twitter, #FuckMarkZuckerberg on Facebook, and #FuckSusanWojcicki on Youtube).

Never trust these CEOs, they'll remove you anytime if they want. Fuck Spez, Fuck Elon, Fuck Zuckerberg, Fuck Susan Wojcicki. Use alternatives and watch these companies run into the ground.

by Shiine-1 June 21, 2023