sneefer

A guy who smells girls bike seats.

The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.

by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016

Fake Sneaker

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

by herewen April 12, 2022

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

Sneaker Meetup

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.

Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*

by w_hat August 23, 2020

Sneed

Formerly Chuck

Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

by Tomacco Farmer July 8, 2019

snecret

1.) adj. Intentionally kept hidden for a mischievous or devious purpose.

2.) n. A lie by way of omission.

Derivative forms: snecretive (adj.); snecretly (adv.); snecrecy (n.); etc.

Jenn snecretly placed saran wrap over all the toiled bowls.

Janet kept her infidelity snecret by saying she was going to "a friend's" house.

by lugnutwrench March 23, 2008