smudge parlour

Predominantly A dogs or another animals asshole ( rissole ) that has a terd streak around its rim.

Hey dog! Get that festy smudge parlour off the lounge..

Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.

by Oombie August 18, 2018

Smudge The Cat

Someone who has your back and can always make you laugh, though they have the most cursed images ever saved. They have the same shit humor as you and have the best videos saved

"the man is just like a Smudge The Cat"

by FGBHJFDGHKJBNFG November 26, 2020

Smudger

A reckless green narrow gauge engine who derailed so much that he was turned into a generator

"But Smudger just laughed."
"HEHEHEHEHE!"

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS September 27, 2023

smudgen

Someone who is round, doughy, and soft. If the person does not have all of those characteristics, then they are not smudgen. The person is also someone who loves to indulge in high-calorie snacks, and curses like a sailor.

Wow look at that chick! Totally smudgen man!

Did you hear her speak or watch her eat? She is totally sumdgen!

by albert fergeson June 12, 2008

butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.

'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'

by mel p November 30, 2004

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

Southpaw Smudge

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.

I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.

by JSH774 January 5, 2008