Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

by Dave January 6, 2005

smirsten

origin: devon uk

the word smirsten originates from the bradninch area.
when someone is a "smirsten" they are kind, funny, adorable, someone who makes you laugh smile and cry all at the same time. they think about others and love the over-useage of the word cheese.

wow shes a smirsten

by stubearto October 10, 2011

smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

Smirsten

the cutest girl in the world, a smirsten is cute funny kind loving and everythiung you have here wanted

i adore my smirsten

by pooburto October 10, 2011

Smirnoff

A Russian based company which originated around the mid 19th century. Smirnoff is specialized in producing vodka based products and is one of the largest vodka companies in the world.

Drinking entire bottles of Smirnoff is dangerious - but fun!

by VinC January 3, 2005

Meth Smirk

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.

A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."

by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010

smirk emoji

An emoji you give a girl or boy when you want to climb into bed with them for more than a cuddle

hey Matt (smirk emoji)

by JKrollin April 16, 2016