smacking the glove

Masturbation while wearing a condom.

Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

Smacking the Panda

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

smacking dicks

when its really fucking hot.

Oh my fucking god, its smacking dicks out side.

by that sick lovely angel September 15, 2009

Smacking sillies

Doing the deed, getting busy, hitting the nasty, getting jiggy, having sex, fucking.

Jenny and Me were smacking sillies like hyenas on crack last night.

by karma-sutra May 8, 2012

Smacking Bags

1.) The act of pleasing your boss.

2.) When you are in a heavy bromance with your buddy.

Scott and Ron are in the conference room “smacking bags”.

by Patsy Stone June 8, 2018

smacking balls

when you are so bored at home that smacking your own balls would be considered fun

Dude1: hey man what r u doing?
Dude2: nothing much bro just smacking balls
Dude1: that bored hey? come out tonight if you want

abbreviation: smackin balls

by Elselvor July 11, 2012