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Minecraft Sickness

An effect caused by playing a game of Minecraft for too long.

1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.

2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-
1. A: man, we went to the field trip today. and there was that herd of sheep - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wat a waste of cloth! i soooooooo wanted to punch them!
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))

2.

A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD
by DodoSnail July 5, 2011
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crown sickness

when you win in fortnite, get a crown, and 5 squads roll your ass with their sweaty ass pin point ahhh aim.

this only happens when you have a crown btw, not in any other game
omg dude this ttv btw just fucking killed me broooo, (all other teammates die) brooo i think we got crown sickness come on brooooooooo
by yxcas December 22, 2022
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Wood Thief's Sickness

A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness
by toomanydavids April 26, 2015
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Slickedness

The combination of the words "slick" and "wickedness" to end up with a single word to express both words with less effort. (Example, Ginormous)
Thats so slick! No thats pure wickedness! No, thats pure slickedness!
by PornSoldier December 15, 2006
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Sickcess

When you achieve something normally its a Success, when something is amazing its sick...

To achieve something amazing would therefore be Sickcess.
I just ran a mile in 3 minutes!

Sickcess!
by London_Plank February 24, 2011
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slackcess

to not live in a dwelling, but be able to come and go as one pleases
Sven had slackcess to his friend's penthouse suite in Dubai when he was in town for business
by CDs nuts October 6, 2010
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Sicknesses

Devan came over to visit one day and surprised me with really great Jamaican Beef Patties. I already had a surprise up my sleeve with having Boodhoo's Jerk readily available. Both of these instances can be described as Sicknesses.
by raxalot March 24, 2009
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