slapped by Jesus 

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

slapped by Jesus by phlegmat March 25, 2005

Slapped the basin 

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.

I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.

Slapped the basin by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017

Slapped-out 

To get slapped-out means to get told off or ridiculed verbally for getting something wrong, mainly from a boss/someone you’re doing something for.

It’s basically the vocal equivalent of a slap to the face.

This stems from the ideology that some parents have of slapping their kids as a form of punishment if they fall out of line, eventually hoping to correct their behaviour. Hence the phrase “slapped-out”.

Henry: I got slapped-out by the boss today.
Mable: What happened this time?
Henry: I got the address wrong on today’s invoice and it never made it to his desk.
Mable: Probably just in a bad mood, you should’ve seen how he slapped-out Charlie the other day.

OR

Bob: My wife slapped me out yesterday for staying at the bar too late.
Tom: I hate when my wife slaps me out man, I’d do anything to avoid it.

Slapped-out by Aggin and Aggin February 9, 2022

Slapped a Bee 

had sex

Tommy slapped a bee today...

Slapped a Bee by Tbalboa August 14, 2010

slapped the monkey 

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

slapped the monkey by Allie222 April 13, 2008

Slapped in the sack.

When one gets screwed over.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.

Slapped in the sack. by Brutallatops, the Magician. June 28, 2011

Slapped Salami 

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.

My slapped salami is so hard right now.

Slapped Salami by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017