SIMP

A simp is one who puts his hoe before his bros.

Will has ditched us for “****” again, he’s such a fucking simp

by NotInvolved February 16, 2020

SIMP

A man who continues to try and please a women who his mentally and physically abusive or manipulative in nature in hopes to seek a sexual gratification or maintain a relation ship.

Tim continues to be a simp having his wife ignore him and talk to another man while shit belittles him , while he try’s to keep her happy with money and jewelry to keep her from leaving.

by Szwabo June 4, 2020

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

SIMP

Someone who cancels plans with the homies to hang with his girl.

Isaac cancelled plans with Nathan to mess around his girl. Isaac is a simp.

by some guy in the world June 1, 2020

SIMP

someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person

JOEL IS A SIMP FOR MADELYN CLINE
JOEL WAS SIMPING HARD FOR MADELYN CLINE

by NIGARO_ January 9, 2023

SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021

SIMP

A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.

Logan simps for Madison.

by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021