SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him

Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong

by Bailey A March 7, 2020

SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021

SIMP

A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.

Logan simps for Madison.

by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021

SIMP

Squirrels In My Pants

Man, she has a serious case of SIMP

by BIG TORUK October 28, 2020

SIMP

someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person

JOEL IS A SIMP FOR MADELYN CLINE
JOEL WAS SIMPING HARD FOR MADELYN CLINE

by NIGARO_ January 9, 2023

SIMP

Someone who cancels plans with the homies to hang with his girl.

Isaac cancelled plans with Nathan to mess around his girl. Isaac is a simp.

by some guy in the world June 1, 2020