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1-802-EAT-SHIT

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.
That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.
by marcallandottumblrdotcom May 19, 2018
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Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015
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Shitadel

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.
Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!
by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021
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rat piece of shit

A person who comes across as a nice guy, but is really a two-faced asshole.
Q: Is it nerve-wracking for you to do something like this? Or is it more nervous for you to box?

A: It's more nerve-wracking to be here talking to a rat piece of shit like you.

Phrase coined by former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson, in a Toronto television interview on Sept.10/14
by ironmike January 14, 2015
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Shit hair

KSI's Cheetos.
Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.
by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020
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fuckity shit

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020
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Gone to rat shit

This expression was in common use in the British Royal Navy, certainly in the eighteenth century, but is probably even earlier than this. As these ships were built of wood and powered by sail, emphasis was given to fire power and hull design and as a result crew accommodation and food storage were extremely primitive. This meant that foodstuffs were subject to attack and contamination by the numerous rats living on them. When this happened, the food or other stores, such as sails or ropes that had been destroyed by rats or so contaminated by them as to be totally unusable, would be described as having 'gone to rat shit'.
The expression became more widespread due to its use within the Royal Dockyards and still later within civilian establishments. Its meaning also began to change and expand so that it came to mean anything that had become broken, damaged or useless for any reason not just rat attack. It also began to be applied to people where it meant someone who had changed from being pleasant and personable to unpleasant and disagreeable. It is also applied to someone whose health is failing, affecting their appearance.
Some Americans believe that since Donald Trump’s election everything has gone to rat shit.
by AKACroatalin February 24, 2017
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