shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters December 22, 2007

Shlong

reference to sonmeone who has a big penis

Damn Jim has got a big Shlong

by Jason 1228 January 21, 2010

Shlong

A floppy penis.

"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"

by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009

shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

by jackolyn marie August 16, 2008

shlong

A huge dick , penis, rod

Adel has a fucking small shlong.

by Jose Garcia gonzalarz Jimmy January 19, 2009

shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 April 4, 2009

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008