Shartonnay

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".

My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.

by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013

Shardonia

2 mi. north/northeast of south-central Shardonia. The city that never sleeps or eats and can't seem to get right,(but over half the city is trying to fix it). Originated from Lost Shardvilization of Methopotamia's traveling circus vampire gypsy comedy show.

Slumlord Chancellor/Snake Headed Shaman

- B "Triple 6" Money

Crystallazation Chairman/Unhousing & Urban Deployment

-John "The Gina Jammer" White

City Shardiff/ Dir. of Propaganda & Disshardformation

-Shmegma "Da Mama Nazi" Gurgle

Shard Shanty or crystal palace. tweeker tent or shiney station are all examples of shardonia

by J Wrangler & Shardless Shelter July 26, 2009

Shantoria

She a pretty/ beautiful girl she is funny full of energy she is the life of the party she is loyal

That shantoria she beautiful

That my bbf she so loyal

by F4l.trey August 4, 2019

Shitopian

The Shitopian is someone who is on meth or heroin and enjoys the act of pooping as in defecating and using the product shit or ektoplasim to smear all over their bodies 2 use as a sexual lubricant and as they do so they also consume it , eating it like cupcakes and licking it off of each others body. The most sought after Shitopian Sexual Favored act is the maneuver called the Kolossal Kevin D. A Kolossal Kevin usually consists of 7 guys standing over one guy on the floor and all seven guys takes a turn taking a Kolossal krap on the dude and on the floor right in his mouth. And the guy on the floor thinks he's in heaven and he eats all the Kolossal kraps which send him right in to De heavens / his own type of heaven. Hints that give a Shitopian away are they try to brush their teeth a lot with multiple toothbrushes , they cannot look normal people in the eyes and they eat a lot of food to make a lot of feces so they can have Kolossal Kevin's everyday. And beware all their clothes and belongings will have shitstains on them them

Hey girl that guy was a s*** topian and I found do do all over all our furniture and clothes and in our bed and even in our shower I had to kick him out.

hey man have you ever heard that that carpet guy we use eats shit ? I didn't know that people are shit at all and it's called being a Shitopian.

by BossBitch2020 November 6, 2019

Shartosis

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.

"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."

by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009

sartorial

of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.

"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson

by jorgesanchez9000 November 5, 2010

shartoplasm

A shart that comes out of the penis, that comes after anal sex.

a shart that hurts and smells alot

a shart that burns like a kidney stone

lets go doggy style

10 minutes later

Hopefully i dont shartoplasm

by Evin Papuga March 30, 2008