Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.

"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"

by missmuffintop January 17, 2010

stop, search and kill

A go-to protocol used by the Minneapolis PD when pulling a black man over.

Maybe this time the family of George Floyd will bring these city-sanctioned practitioners of stop, search and kill to justice.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020

search history

That horrible feature in every search engine that tells everyone who looks at it, what your favorite hentai or porn site is. Extremely classified stuff, Protect it with your life

Normal Guy:"Hey guys, don't look at my search history."
Another Guy:"You don't have a search history...if you know what I mean."

by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016

Search Google or type a URL

When you've been lying on your bed for hours staring at your computer screen and search "Search Google or type a URL"

because you're bored out of your mind

Me: How bored are you?
My Mind: Open a new tab and tell me what you see at the search bar

Me: Search Google or type a URL..?
My Mind: Search that up
Me: Why
My Mind: It's important

by imboredoutofmymindhelp July 30, 2019

David Sedaris

David Sedaris the author of such works as ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY and HOLIDAYS ON ICE. His wit, self-deprecating humor and mockery of social conventions are but the few delightful treats you'll find in his work. The true heart of Sedaris seeps through in his oddly endearing tales of self, family and loves. Sedaris is quite possibly one of the greatest writers of our time.

My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.

by momentous January 12, 2005

what to search

Well just because you searched that you're obviously bored what did you expect to find?

I'm bored so I'm going to search what to search

by Guy dude 123 April 22, 2017

sefakor

Sefakor means God has comforted me.
This is an Ewe word ewe is a language in Ghana.

People: Why does she look so comforted ?
Sefakor: Because I'm comforted by God.

by Pdndhebshsnjwiw January 2, 2018