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SEC

The SEC is the united states securities and exchange commission. It is a federal agency tasked with regulating the securities industry.
Person 1: Man, I wish the SEC would do something about the stocks.
Person 2:Get used to it!
by DefinerXeonYT October 23, 2018
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The word you accidentally typed into urban dictionary when you meant to search “sex”
Give me one sec... wait I meant to say give me one sex”
by manofleisure February 13, 2021
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SEC

Securities and Exchange Commission, aka Stealing Everyone’s Cash, aka Shitty Enforcement Corporation, aka Shitadel Enabling Cucks.
F*ck the SEC for not enforcing short selling rules on hedgies and screwing over average people.
by N0nymus July 21, 2021
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A filtered term for Sex. Commonly used in games that filter words thought to be explicit.
by Az4Er November 1, 2022
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A get-out-of-jail-free-card for teams beaten by schools like Clemson (ACC) and Notre Dame (Independent). Fans of this division always claim that the thing is a gauntlet when it's a Georgia or Alabama sweep. Comparable to being the AL East of College Football.
Person 1: "Clemson beat insert half-decent school XX-xx!"

Person 2: "That's cool, but Notre Dame won 67-41."

Person 3: "You're both garbage, we would've automatically won 100-0"

*Persons 1 and 2 then laugh in insanity at Person 3 for not understanding that the SEC does not automatically make a team good (they are a Georgia fan, known for being the most Micky Mouse team in sport)*
by Fight like hell dammit and win February 26, 2026
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SEC Aardvarks

The name of the team that South Eastern Conference fans root for in Bowl Games. The SEC Aardvarks are unanimously praised and their fans can often be heard chanting SEC! SEC! SEC! at any game which their beloved Aardvarks play.

SEC Aardvark fans have an innate ability to put their differences aside and actually root for their rivals to have more success than their own teams because rooting for the SEC Aardvarks as a whole is more important than their individual team. Often times Aardvark fans will make general statements that any team in the SEC is greater by their association. These are often butthurt fans of Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn, and Miss State who have been riding the coattails of the Elite programs in the conference for a decade.

SEC Aardvarks fans are often known to having an inferiority complex issue. The thought of not being the best scares them endlessly and allows them to justify some of their program's illicit behavior.
Mike: "Hey, I thought you hated Auburn?"

Kyle: "Yeah, but you know I got to root for them?"

Mike: "You would openly root for your rival to win the National Championship, something your team could not?"

Kyle: "Well, I'm really a SEC Aardvarks fan"
by Kale Oricus January 7, 2011
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SEC-J

A SEC-J (Pronounced Seck Jay or Es Ee See Jay) is a Sausage Egg and Cheese sandwich with Jalapeños!
Logan: I'll have a SEC-J!

Miguel: It will be ready in a few minutes.

*A few minutes later.

Miguel: Here's your Sausage Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!

Logan: Thanks!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
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