slybation

A sneaky or illicit drink.

Dave enjoyed his jury duty thanks to frequent slybations from a bottle of Mountain Dew heavily laced with gin

by Lemuel 'Old Hooty' Snapcake October 1, 2015

situbation

Masurbating instead of dealing with a large problem, like procrasturbating, but more important

"So what are we gonna do about the economic shithole?"

"Uhh, situbation of course"

by Smargle July 31, 2017

sculation

Someone who just goes crazy at every instance, they're most likely extremely tall, or taller than most of their age group. They're also most likely chinese, because the name sculation derives from the qing dynasty.

"Sculation is so sexy!"
"OMG! Sculation is so tall, I bet he could dominate me!"
"Gosh darn, Sculation rejected me, my life is now over."

by Nancy ASS October 13, 2022

salutations huzz

word means "hoes"
when a nigga comes up to a group of girls and basically says hello ladiessssss

random guy "salutations huzz"

girls "who tf is this guy"

by dazzz1iijnnggggg December 7, 2024

Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.

Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?

by chager45 February 13, 2010

Premature salutation

The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.

After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.

by VNFP October 10, 2018

Ass Salutation

When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman

Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!

by swerty gert February 11, 2019