spald

VERB
to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.
a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.
a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.

Hey Todd, i heard Jessica cheated on you with manny! You sould go put a mild spalding on his ass.

by William Welder August 2, 2007

diaper scald

Diaper scald, severe skin irritation and rash caused by the build-up of excessive heat inside a baby's diapers. Diaper scald, the formation of skin eruptions in the form of pimple like, and red rash like areas, on a baby's diaper covered bottom. Diaper scald, (diaper rash).

All of the children wearing diapers at the halfway house, were suffering from severe diaper scald.

Mothers who use traditional cloth diapers on their children often forego the use of rubber pants during extremely hot, dry, or humid days, to avoid inevitable diaper scald.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 26, 2006

Sbalcio

Pronounced- Spalcho

One who wears Hollister to try and fit in as a prep, or any other person with a disfigured head slightly resembling the creature from "Alien"

"Dude, change your shirt you dont want to be a sbalcio

by StevenWilkos October 26, 2009

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

spaldonian

A spaldonian is someone that knows everything about spalding, they eat, drink and breath spalding. They know where everyone and everything is.

James is a spaldonian

by Spaldonian 123 February 6, 2019

din far er skaldet

din far er skaldet is when you just really did something stupid and there is nothing you can do about it.

okay i forgot to do my presentaition.
LOL din far er skaldet

by Temp0 October 21, 2020

Skald

This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.

Warrior poet or not...

by smurf August 23, 2004