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SABIS

Global School Network that will take your money and use the “point system” from the 1860s to teach you nothing.

From grades 5-12 you shall have 1-2 exams a day and no social life.

In grades 10-12 you will have no real life and will become depressed and tired of studying for exams endlessly

SABIS students have 4 types of exams
AMS - 25% of your mark
Periodic - 50% of your mark
Homework - 25% of your mark
End of Term - basically your entire mark KEKW.
If you get into a SABIS school, good luck!
Oh and the teachers are horrible
John : hey what school u in?
SABIS student : sorry bro I can’t talk rn gotta study
John : oh sucks to be you!
by a skrrt skrrt October 13, 2019
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Sabsexual

When a male or female is sexually attracted to singer/actress Sabrina Carpenter. Sabsexuals seem to spread throughout the Sexual Spectrum. On a rare occasion one can may even find an otherwise gay man who is attracted to Sabrina Carpenter. One can only imagine how far Sabsexualitity will grow in years to come.
Bob: Mom, Dad I'm a Sabsexual now.

Parents: Dad I told you to stay out of the medicine cabinet.
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SABES QUÉ

Like: SABES QUÉ Im hard like that!
by u SUCk016 August 17, 2009
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sablstt

Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight

common hashtag or phrase, usually meaning that even the shittiest relationship is better than those appearing in Twilight novels
"OMG I've just seen a woman kissing her goat!"
"Well... #sablstt"
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Sabis

Oh, you want to have a normal school life that has good education with a reasonable price? Well, too fucking bad welcome to sabis where the teachers hate their jobs and couldn’t care less about you, you want a taste of the food? Sorry man, but the school lunch tastes like the rotten corpses of the children in a pedophile’s basement (I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if some 10 year old gets food poisoning because of it) Now, you might think that the school might be clean right? You can go check those bathrooms that haven’t been washed for like 3 years straight, and of course they only accept people with the standards of Jeff Bezos, if ur asf like me, i REALLY REALLY dont recommend you to try to get in this hell house called Sabis. Honestly, i will be honest here the exams are so unbearable, we have like 5 tests in every single fucking week, everything we learn is so useless like just teach me how to pay my taxes, but instead we learn shit like the quadratic formula. Chances of a random student committing suicide because of this hell of a school are alot. So, good luck! Oh, and if ur a student there, please for the love of god stop talking about how many kills you get in Fortnite, or i might just jump off a cliff. Sorry for my shitty i can’t be bothered to fix it.
{Imagine this is some funny meme or something idk, woohoo sabis}
by Sffcate January 24, 2021
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Tu Sabes

I have to go home it's getting late and i have to work tomorrow Tu Sabes gotta make that money honey
by Katrina November 16, 2004
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sabg

Someone being suspicious of being gay For example Caden Jaxon John Seth Brayden Jack Zachary Timmy and Dawton.
Zachary is being sabg for touching Jose's hand
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