S.A.L

Small Aggressive Lesbian.

S.A.L- song by G.N.O

S.A.L over there has gotten a new girlfriend.

by Maddie Monroe February 22, 2023

S.A.L

Small Aggressive Lesbain
S.A.L- song by G.N.O

S.A.L over there has gotten a girlfriend even though she punched me yesterday.

by Maddie Monroe February 22, 2023

S.A.L.A.F.I.

Standing (Sitting) Around Like A Fucking Idiot

So there I was at the party, alone, S.A.L.A.F.I., while everyone was else was engaged in interesting conversations!

by Traipsing Balls November 21, 2023

D.i.a.l.s

Death is a life Sentence Originated by rapper Dialsthestar, Means that once you die theres no coming back so live a good life.

Example 1: bro dont sweat life i know it cost more to live then to die but D.I.A.L.S , Death is a life Sentence.

by Your Urban Dictionary July 30, 2021

L.S.A.T.

An L.S.A.T. is a W.V.R.M. "F.R.N.D.L.E." in your H.E.A.D. that pretends to be friendly, but is actually making you quite A.S.S.I.C.K. 🕶️🍇🩸🧠🗡️🕳️🤯

Damn... I JUST CHECKED my Dad's Stock Portfolio before L.S.A.T. practice and he S.L.A.Z.Z.E.D. Me in da mouth and said, Good J.O.B. 🐋🗡️🧿🧲🤐🦾👹🔰🦁

by Gecko Glock December 28, 2020

J.M.M.L.S.A

Jerk my musket like sexy african

please J.M.M.L.S.A daddy

by NutManHesus January 29, 2023

a/s/l

Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.

Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"

by PurEvil May 4, 2006