Rahim's Uncle 

Rahim's uncle was found in Popeyes buying every single food for $5,000.
Rahim is a kid with Autism.

Rahim: HHEHEHHE
Rahim's Uncle: "Buying The Whole Shop"
Friends: Look its Rahim's Uncle
Rahim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rahim's Uncle by 🎃 The Professional Bomber 💣 June 17, 2024

Monkey's uncle

The term monkey's uncle, most notably seen in the idiom "(Well,) I'll be a monkey's uncle", is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

John: "Jessica broke up with Tommy can you belive that"

Isaac: "Well I'll b e a
Monkey's uncle!"

Monkey's uncle by Deodorant enjoyer March 19, 2026

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle 

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

Bob's your uncle 

It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.

So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."

You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!

You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!

Bob's your uncle by Pro-Love Girl March 16, 2011

and Bob’s Your Uncle 

And Means “there it is,” “there you have it,” or “everything is alright.” Commonly use in the UK and through the Commonwealth. Similar to the French “et viola.”

Magician waves his wand over his top and says: “Abracadabra! Alakazam!” As he pulls the rabbit out he says “and Bob’s your uncle!!”

and Bob’s Your Uncle by Kannath June 3, 2018

uncle's cat's birthday party 

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

uncle's cat's birthday party by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014

Uncle’s Touch 

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

Uncle’s Touch by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020