row eighteen

Refers to public masturbation.

Can also be used to refer to any scandalous, embarrassing, or humiliating act performed in public, which act is followed by media attention and public scorn.

This phrase gained popularity following the infamous incident on United Flight 340 to Denver in mid-May, 2011, where an individual reportedly masturbated "to the point of ejaculation" while sitting in row eighteen. He was subsequently arrested and faces criminal misdemeanor charges.

That dude Row Eighteened it at work! I hear the receptionist is going to need therapy.

I'm going to drink some Four Loko and start Row Eighteenin' it at the club tonight.

I can't believe that guy just streaked through Wrigley Field and urinated on second base. He must have been sitting in Row Eighteen.

by chindonya115 October 5, 2011

nicole row

a full on angel . panic! at the discos bassist since 2018 . the superior panic! at the disco member . extremely talented . came for the gays and bisexuals . stunning , 10/10 would let her throw me into a wall

angel? you mean nicole row

by theonlyreason March 5, 2019

weenie row

A reference to the limited, coveted row of cells on the second tier of a prison housing unit from which the inmate occupants can ogle the genitals of men from the waist down as they shower.

I’ve been trying to get celled on weenie row for over two years now, the view is just simply divine!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

saints row iv

A fuck ton of badass alien killing, dildos, tentacles, probes, dubstep weapons and super powers!

I was playing some saints row IV, and I beat an alien to death with a candy cane dildo.

by thetrojanwarrior October 28, 2014

Hard row

When you stick the tip of your penis in someone's mouth and jerk off into it

Person 1: "I heard Andrew gave a girl a hard row last night!"
Person 2: "No way!"

by AdamMandler February 9, 2023

sniffer row

Front row at a stripper bar.

We always goto the sniffer row at the bar, it's the best.

by hackaxle November 1, 2003

skid row

"Skidding" refers to the method of moving logs/timbers by dragging them along the ground. Before the age of trucks and the internal combustion engine Skidding was done by teams of horses/mules/oxen driven by burly men of a rather low station in life. A skid road led from the outlying area where timber cutting was done to the sawmill usually near a city or source of power such as a millrace. "skid row" referred to the row of low cost wooden shanties which sprang up along the skid road. Persons living in these shanties were associated with or subservient to the skidders, timber cutters etc and usually represented the lowest station in the social life of a town or village. Skid row was often populated with prostitutes, homeless, paupers, transients etc.

After being foreclosed on by the bank, the widow Jenkins and her children had go live on skid row and take her chances.

by Dougie D July 23, 2006