King Rounding

The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.

Person A: Dude I need

Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary

by psuedominiom May 5, 2020

Dewi Decimal Rounding

The act of rounding the time up or down depending on whether your about to go on smoko or finish your smoko

Boss: You cant leave now there's still 15 minutes left of work
Me: Sorry Donna, dewi decimal rounding says I can round it up and finish now

by Falcon2.0 May 4, 2020

fudge rounding

The act of placing a Little Debbie Fudge Round on someone's asshole and using your dick to ram the treat in.

"Oh that chick walking around with the toilet paper on her shoe? She probably wiped that sweet ass from all of that rough anal we had. I just got done fudge rounding her."

by Druseph March 31, 2017

Ethical Rounding Standard

When a number is rounded twice up or down, to the nearest whole number of the person that is rounding’s choice.

The teacher used the ethical rounding standard to round the student’s grade from a 72 to 100.

by Ethical Rounding Standard February 20, 2019

Jew Rounding

Rounding an amount down to the nearest unit. Most commonly used for a monetary amount owed.

Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.

by jogro123 November 12, 2012

Rounds/ Rounding

the act of seeing multiple lovers in a specified and short amount of time and satisfying them all accordingly without any hurt feelings or losses.

"you look tired today, long weekend?"

"I had to do my rounds..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024