ronk

A term to describe something (usually a female) who is not just ugly, but has other bad traits as well (eg: bad personality)
Dude, that girl is ronk. Ronk like kebab.
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ronk that donk

Slang for "bump and grind" or when a guy places his dick between the ass cheeks of a woman and starts grinding up and down.
Man check out Felicia ass! I know, I'm so going to ronk that donk later tonight yo!
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Rink Ronk

An annoying female who may be kind of short and stout, who doesn't have much bend in her knees when she takes a step. The walk is almost a bit of a waddle, almost like a penguin with a rope around it's ankles. Rink ronk is the noise that is made when they waddle toward you, "rink-ronk-rink-ronk".
"My blind date was actually the rink ronk Human Resources director from the job I just left!"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 26, 2021
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Old Man Ronk

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.
EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
by John Gaskell March 20, 2004
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Ronk

Ronk means anything. Ronk is all.
Man: My Mother Died of HIV
Man 2:Oh, that's Ronk.

Man: I just bought a car!!
Man 2: Wow! That's so Ronk.
by Brll June 3, 2022
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Ronke

Ronke is a kind hearted girl . Her beauty is none like no other and often requires a second glance. Can be shy at times but when comfortable the funniest girl to be around. Loves extremely hard but can forget you were alive.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Ronk

Way worse than a simp, is highkey obsessed and can't go a hour without telling the person they miss them, also can't take a hint to leave the person alone
Sean: That Aston kid is a massive Ronk!
by sickomodeman October 30, 2020
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