Country Roads

The song that is said to be heard at the end of the world, as meteors fall and a poop-filled volcano erupts near you.

Country roads plays in background
"The pipes... the pipes!

...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018

by seems like every name's taken July 29, 2019

Rigs of Rods

Rigs of Rods is a trucking simulation game that birthed its successor BeamNG Drive which is much more reputable. Nonetheless Rigs of Rods is a community driven game but it is also ran by the most incompetent and degrading staff team on this planet. These admins have an enormous ego and they're so damn hell bent on seeking power and authority. RoR rebels is one of the few communities that is able to see through the complete hypocritical, slothful, and apathetic behavior of these pricks. Every week these moderators return home from their 9-5 jobs and burp up their three dollar meal deals. After they finish poisoning themselves with preservatives they login to the forums looking swiftly for any user who is asking for help then they reply with a documentation link. If you are familiar with Rigs of Rods you will know that this is a useless documentation that still has content from 3 years prior and is poorly managed. This community is also filled with members such as Retired Staff or "Old Timers" who make the most diminishing belittling comments especially towards people who haven't reached the legal age of 18 which is unlawful and unethical . Most of these bastards are 21-36 year old's who have no damn right giving their 2¢ and it creates a very unwelcoming environment and is very unsettling to every member.

Billy: Could someone help me get started on what to do with blender I'm new here?

Xploder98: Shut up and cry about it, read the docs and put in effort we can't do it for you.

Zentro butting in the conversation making a second remark: Rigs of Rods is a community driven game please refer to the documentation, surely you can find everything you need to educate yourself.

by ModerateRepublican422 April 15, 2023

Muh Roads

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.

Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)

by Muh Roads January 17, 2023

RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

roid buster

when you are taking a crap & it feels like your roids are busting.

Joe: "I took a roid buster this morning!"

Fred: "That sounds like a personal problem!"

by T.Wilson November 6, 2012

all roads lead to rome

There are multiple ways to get to the same goal.

Originated in Ancient Rome, as whenever they successfully conquered a nation, they built a concrete road starting from that nation and leading to Rome.

Student: I can't figure this math problem out your way, can I try another way that I've been taught?

Teacher: By all means. After all, all roads lead to Rome.

by ransomeboi123 October 4, 2013

roid up

a) mispronounciation due to regional dialect of right-up or write-up.

b) To use anabolic steroids.

Roid up di alley, ya find mista osama bin laydn!


I wana roid up of dis by tamar marnun


He's in the changing rooms giving himself a roid up before training.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004