Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

Rivers Bryan

The gayest ass hoe lookin bitch ass nigga bitch looking hoe who eats dick with noodles

Stop being rivers Bryan in this bitch

by Ieatpussyforbekfast December 15, 2017

Rivers of blood

A weapon found in the mountaintops of the giants in the videogame Elden Ring
Hated by the PvP community and loved by noobs

Ew, that kid is spamming his rivers of blood. hes dog shit

by Huge Jazzz June 28, 2022

Rivers Cuomo

my rock idol

dude rivers is the coolest

by cheesepantz A.K.A sportf4600 January 1, 2004

rivers academy

A shitty school in west london full of drug dealers that tend to also hang out with wannabe road men, people tend to ask “how the fuck can the school toilets be so vile, it’s like the sewage system in there“. Well obviously The head teacher always has a excuse to everything, For example why are there dead body’s lying around the school and why the school has a meth kitchen in the back

The word rivers academy or more commonly know as the worst school the London borough of Hounslow is used in a sentence like “You go rivers academy”? “Yeah”, “cool give me some cash and Ile sort you out with some guns so you can shoot up Rivers Academy”

by Better pablo Escobar May 29, 2020

rivers cuomo

My kickass idol/god. Was dumped by his girlfriend before the recording of the Blue CD.

'God damn you half-Japanese girls...'

by silh0uette May 28, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly

Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.

by . March 9, 2003