Rizztarded

When the sped guy gets all the bitches.

Did you hear that autistic Randy went to prom with the girl with triple d’s?

Yeah bros rizztarded

by The aurizzdick one October 3, 2023

Dicktarded

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.

Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!

by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019

raytard/ricktard

a person that is devoid of logical thinking all so know as an assclown.

Greg: Who parked that truck like that?
Laura: It was fucking raytard/ricktard.
Greg: He is such an assclown

by The Slave July 25, 2009

rockatarded

An adjective used to describe the character of one who has been hopelessly debilitated by all things rock and roll.

Ozzy Osbourne is so rockatarded... he can hardly walk, he's so fried out!

by Alison August 16, 2003

Michael Richarded

verb

To make a statement in public that exposes repressed racism or bigotry.

Don Imus Michael Richarded when he called the black women "nappy headed hoes."

by bedouin December 24, 2008

Richtarded

Adj.

When a person who has a lot of money doesn't quite grasp the concept of being broke or poor and is called out on it.

John, I don't see why you just don't go buy a new car if yours isn't working.

Joseph, shut up. Im flat broke. You're so richtarded.

by kittylitter090 May 24, 2016

dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003