reproduction

The meaning of life.

Is procreation and reproduction the meaning of life?

by prodeuce April 14, 2010

reproduction

1. when two beings come together to make a smaller, louder, and more annoying being that will eventually grow up to do the same thing -perpetuating a disgusting and neverending cycle of filth.
2. something ugly people should never find out about.

it is very fortunate that rosie o'donnell is a lesbian; she is one fewer atrocity that will consider reproduction.

by skips August 22, 2003

Reverse Reproduction

When a guy gives birth out his Penis

Did you Here about the case of reverse reproduction ...............nether did I

by I have no gender November 28, 2017

Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

by thegranitehills September 5, 2010

Reproductive Roulette

Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.

by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011

human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

retroactive workout

The intense physical exercise you engage in the day following a night of excessive eating/drinking.

Man, I drank like thirteen beers last night and had seventeen bagel bites. I need to do a major retroactive workout today to burn off all those calories.

by proboscidae0hey May 15, 2010