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Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.
"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."
by Common Millenial May 31, 2018
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retargulous

It is a blend of "retarded", and ridiculous. It refers to something that is both of those things.
That test was retargulous.
by the coolest Jose June 15, 2011
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Retardouche

A collaboration of the words "retard" and "douche" which ends in a new-born insult.
Person 1: You're fat, ya bunter!

Me: Shut the fuck up, retardouche! Haven't you got some some sharp metal objects to go head-but?
by The Way It Is October 24, 2012
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retardulous

something that is so completely ridiculous on its face, that one must assume that the person who suggests or insists on it must be cognitively deficient to an incredible degree.
unpaid internships are retardulous. adjunct professorships are retardulous.
by nycdd October 3, 2008
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Retarditus

Retarditus, another way of saying somebody is a retard and adding more of an insult with the 'itus' by implying that they have it as a disease.
Daniel "Your such a fuckin twat!"
Person "Yet another case of Retarditus..."
by KtKornStar August 15, 2004
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retardosaur

a person who is considered too old or inept to keep up with the latest technology. Often, the person will purchase the newest gadgets, but will rely upon a younger generation to help them use it.
"James is such a retardosaur, he bought a new iPod, but he doesn't have the faintest idea how to use it"

"I am so tired of downloading Bill's pictures from his digicam, he is such a retardosaur."
by cyberbulldog October 5, 2009
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retardious

Dude, you're freakin retardious....
by Stephen b. November 10, 2004
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