rectastrophe

A rectal catastrophe of sorts....includes and not limited to 1 man 1 glass sort of disasters..you get the picture...your asshole will never be the same after a rectastrophe

Guy 1: Hey my friend gonna try shoving a beehive up his ass,,
Guy 2: Sounds like its gonna end in a rectastrophe

by Curious Asslicker June 28, 2015

Rectal Coyote

Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.

Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.

Ex. 1

C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!

Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.

C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?

Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!

Ex. 2

Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.

Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!

DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.

DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!

Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.

by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022

rectal drip

the semen that leaks out of ones ass after anal sex

man, after i blew my load in her ass she had some serious rectal drip!!!

by california uber allies March 20, 2010

cranial rectal inversion

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Magical Rectangle

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Full Rectal Blowout

The act of releasing 110% of all contents built-up in your anal cavity, destroying the toilet and all other objects within a 5-mile radius.

It was awful man, when we went back to her place I had a full rectal blowout. She had to re-paint her entire bathroom the next day.

by Los Kelbroles December 12, 2010

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

by keifermail June 29, 2009