Roanoke Rapids

The half way point between NY and FL. Commonly known as Redneck rapids b/c of the retards doing the Sonic 500. It has an empty building with a few stores that ppl call a mall...but its not. The "hang out" place in town is walmart. The only place of sanity is Starbucks.

You can not get away from ro rap ppl. No matter where u go, it never fails that you see someone from Roanoke Rapids.

by R.B. May 7, 2005

East Grand Rapids

The most prestigious place to live in West Michigan, a town of just over 10,000 people found East of Downtown Grand Rapids surrounded by a beatiful lake. East Grand Rapids has one of the Greatest Public School systems in the country, and over 95 State High School Championships, The most in the state and 2nd most in the nation. Also home to the 38th President of the United States, Gerald R. Ford.

Known also by "EGR", and simply "East".

"East Grand Rapids, A better place to live"

by -B.D. May 13, 2005

white water rapids

when semen drips down a hairy vagina

bitch shave that pussy or there will be some white water rapids drippin all over my good sheets

by freddi fish August 8, 2008

Roanoke Rapids, NC

A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.

I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 24, 2011

Coon Rapids Middle

A ratchet ass school where everyone think they crip or blood. All them search up gang signs in class😑.

All the girls there are single and desperate. Once they be taking of there weave they look like tomatoes,
There not that much fights but once they happen a bunch starts happening randomly outa no were.

45% white 20% black 10% Hispanics 10% Asians 10% Muslim/Somalians/ Ethiopians the rest ion even know. We got some fat ass teachers who stank as well.🤢 They feed is the nastiest food worse then soil. Did I forget to mention the teachers teach the dumbest stuff. Fun fact 60% of them are racist.

I go to Coon Rapids Middle School. Umm u mean CoOn RaTcHEt?

by Rl😁 November 22, 2019

Cedar Rapids

An expression for a destitute wasteland void of all human dignity and hope, in which there are more bars than books, and the inhabitance of those bars will talk endlessly to try and convince you that this is where they wanted their life to end up. Where the scale of social structure is so below par when compared to other cities, that the absence of homeless people is less a reflection of a prosperous community, but rather the fact that it is better to be homeless anywhere, than to have a home in Cedar Rapids. Where corn syrup souls only get away with lying to themselves, and where abandoned downtown buildings stand as the most accurate impersonation of a place with any semblance of reality. Where hangovers subsidize the layovers of lives whose plane will never leave the gate, and where the only cultures that survive are the bacteria in the back of your mouth. Where going for a walk is an oddity worthy of drive by heckling. Where daybreak has no sunrise, and nightfall has no sunset. Where children stand on the tips of their toes and look past the looming curvature of the earth in the hopes of seeing some place their dreams can run to without collapsing of exhaustion. An eddy on the side of the Cedar River where people begin to stagnate into everything they never wanted to be.

But dad I hate Grandma's house, it's so Cedar Rapids in there.

by BrianMichelleEsterwood May 3, 2011

Just chilling in Cedar Rapids

Its not Cedar Rapids its Hilary Clinton's "Just chilling in Cedar Rapids."

Barney:where are you Hilary
Hilary: I'm just chilling in Cedar Rapids
Barney: Where?

Hilary: Just chilling in Cedar Rapids
Barney: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!?!
Hilary: Chilling in Cedar Rapids

by By NotJesus December 22, 2020