ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

by Steven September 12, 2003

Ralphie

A term commonly used in the Caribbean for a (cocka)roach.

"Girl, yuh does keep de place so nasty. All dese Ralphies dem..."

by redgyul September 22, 2004

Ralphline

A kind of hairline that Ralph has; a failed bowl cut.

The barber gave me the Ralphline, I'm gonna shoot myself :)

by iLik3B4tMan March 24, 2017

Ralphie

see "jangler". intent on maintaining bevy of at least 3 beautiful babies who he "really connects with and isn't in love with", and who are on no account to be slutted by others with bigger t-shirts than his tuna-reared self.

ralphie man, you're fucked...

by rayffee October 4, 2003

Ralphie M

A common name for pedophiles who are into beastiality.

Eric: Hey guys wanna come over my house and have a pet playdate?
Chuckie: Dude your brother is a Ralphie M. He'll take my kitten away.
Max: Yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. That's how Ralphie M he is.

by One Happy Brock July 8, 2011

ralphitus

Becoming wedged between server racks due to one's obesity.

Remorse suffers from ralphitus, and once was required to remove 90% of a customers rack in order to get free.

by magnus September 15, 2003

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004