Raisin Bowling

The act of shoving raisins into ones rectum, then farting in to someone's face and having the raisins shot out.

Sahara went raisin bowling in Marks face.

by Potato Gremlin >w< September 7, 2014

my raise

One's mother is one's "raise." The background is the streets where often a mother was the only parent of a youth. She was indeed that child's "raise."

"I'm going to pick up my raise." (I'm going to pick up my mother)

by Petey Pablo January 28, 2005

Snow Raisin

General term for a black person that either plays ice hockey or regularly attends games, since they stick out like a raisin in the snow.

Wayne Simmonds is a snow raisin, and Jarome Iginla is a half-snow raisin.

by snowraisinbran January 22, 2013

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

by TopBun November 25, 2016

Raimster

1. Element in the anterior segment of an old Gaelic saying: "Once a Raimster, forever a Shaimster"

2. A frequent song lyric; paired with "Shaimster" to great effect; frequently found in instances of parallelismus membrorum

a. "Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster's gonna be a star. Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster, I love you."

b. The old Norse adage: "One in the Raimster, but two in the Shaimster"

c. "Fool me once, I'm a Raimster. Fool me twice, I'm a Shaimster."

d. "Ask not what your Raimster can do for you, but what you can do for your Shaimster."

e. "Love thy Raimster as thy Shaimster"

f. "Finkel is Raimster, Shaimster is Finkel!"

g. "Some Raimsters wait a lifetime, for a Shaimster like this."

by Haasi April 1, 2009

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Raisa

Raisa is the best friend you'll ever get. She's amazingly sweet and can be you're sister. She LOVES burrritos, people, and ravioli. She's a people person. She can always keep your secrets and will love you forever. She got a rocking booty but doesn't admit it. She's that person that you can always trust and will make you laugh and cry. Don't hurt her because she is a fragile flower blooming with beauty. She is also a unicorn in disguise. #shesdabomb

Raisa is my sister

by yv March 5, 2015