Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021
mugGet the Nearest Italian radiusmug.
A move that can in NO WAY be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while trying to vibe check a blonde vampire.
Donut: No one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde Vampire:(X) Doubt
by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021
mugGet the 20 meter radius emerald splashmug.
A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.
Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt
by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021
mugGet the 20 meter radius emerald splashmug.
Kakyoin's ultimate attack against DIO (Part 3).
Kakyoin: Take this DIO! 20-meter radius emerald splash!
DIO: The World's true power is, indeed, the power to reign over this world!
Kakyoin: Bring it on, DIO!
DIO: ZA WARUDO!
by Roblosdi September 5, 2021
mugGet the Take this DIO! 20-meter radius emerald splash!mug.

Tin can radius

The act of traveling to the perimeter of the limits that you are currently confined to.
Im going to hop in my car and do a tin can radius of my 10km travel restriction
by crylaughingemonji July 30, 2021
mugGet the Tin can radiusmug.

Fuck Radius

The distance in number of years on either side of your age that you would fuck someone.
Being 40 is awesome. I will fuck anything from 20 to 60. I’ve never had a 20 year Fuck Radius before.
by jbarryd August 6, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Radiusmug.

Milk Radius

The time it takes a fresh carton of milk to reach it's expiration date.
Guy 1: Hey can I have a glass of milk?
Guy 2: No Guy 1, my milk has reached its milk radius
by UHaveTheBigGay September 28, 2021
mugGet the Milk Radiusmug.

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