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Typically a dude on the shorter side with a massive dick! It takes him hours to tape his horse cock to his leg in the morning, just to go about daily activities. Godly good looks, and irresistible to women. Angelic singing voice, usually used for kareoke or slaying bitches! Ultra successful and might run for president, not sure yet. Voted sexiest man alive 6 years consecutively, but declines to, simply to give other men a chance. Honest, hard worker, and just overall great dude!
That Russ dude has a massive dick!
Russ by Rusta59 November 23, 2021
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russ grove 

To get woman to place bills, businesses, credit cards, PO boxes in their names to cover where you are for the IRS, Child Support, and people you ripped off.

To control, physically abuse, isolate, and use.

To con people into thinking that you have assets and knowledge.

To be a drunk.

Convince people to believe that those that you burned, actually burned you & those words on the internet are not true.

To say the words I will pay you back and really mean...I will be long gone before you catch onto the truth.
russ grove by someone e3lse October 23, 2011

russ it up 

Epic fail. All talk no game. In over your head. A non profane way to say you fucked up.
Johnny russ'ed it up when he did a back flip and landed on his face.
Man you really russ'ed it up when you failed your skills assesment.
Don't russ it up on your final this semester.
russ it up by 0m3 June 29, 2011

russ feingold 

A senator from Wisconsin. The only person out of 100 senators to vote against the patriot act. Also called for the censure of President Bush. Definatly a democrat.
Bill : Russ Feingold called for the censure of President Bush

Tom: Bout time some one got some balls in the Senate

russ grove 

1.a) To run a company into the ground. b) To be an officer in a series of campanies that tanked.

2. To chase investors for operating capital while the company is tanking.

3.(Future tense) To clean out you office in the middle of the night and skip town with the checkbook.
1.That ass-clown has the kiss of death. He can russ grove a company in a matter of weeks.

2.Anybody seen the CEO? He must be out russ groving at the county club.

3."Park the Porsche on the street tonight, Cassie. I've got to russ grove before payroll checks bounce and the IRS shows up."
russ grove by Clamp Shire September 14, 2008
If you seriously have to look up who this guy is then get the fuck off this site and hang yourself.
Yeah I just partied with Russ D.
Who?
Dude. Why are you alive?
Russ D by Trick ass hoe November 27, 2007