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Typically a dude on the shorter side with a massive dick! It takes him hours to tape his horse cock to his leg in the morning, just to go about daily activities. Godly good looks, and irresistible to women. Angelic singing voice, usually used for kareoke or slaying bitches! Ultra successful and might run for president, not sure yet. Voted sexiest man alive 6 years consecutively, but declines to, simply to give other men a chance. Honest, hard worker, and just overall great dude!
That Russ dude has a massive dick!
by Rusta59 November 23, 2021
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