An excellent liquor made from fermented and distilled sugar cane by-products, such as sugar cane juice or molasses.
There is a whole spectrum of different rum types. White, which is bland and tasteless, which the teeny-boppers and college sluts love mixing in their sugary drinks. Then golden, spiced, and dark rums, which actually have body, character, and flavor.
Like any other liquor, you can tell a lot about the person from the brand they buy. If they drink Bacardi or Malibu, that is basically saying they don't really care about or respect rum, and only buy rum to mix into their gay little tropical drinks.
There is a whole spectrum of different rum types. White, which is bland and tasteless, which the teeny-boppers and college sluts love mixing in their sugary drinks. Then golden, spiced, and dark rums, which actually have body, character, and flavor.
Like any other liquor, you can tell a lot about the person from the brand they buy. If they drink Bacardi or Malibu, that is basically saying they don't really care about or respect rum, and only buy rum to mix into their gay little tropical drinks.
by dcrubin June 26, 2010
Unexplainable but when something's 'Rum' you just know it is...
by tomu April 28, 2011
Runny stool that strikes when least expected as a result of drinking copious amount of rum the night before.
Bro 1: "I drank so much Ron last night...
*feeling of your ass about to fall out your leather cheerio*
I think I have the runs..."
Bro 2: "Nah bruh, you have the rums."
*feeling of your ass about to fall out your leather cheerio*
I think I have the runs..."
Bro 2: "Nah bruh, you have the rums."
by Phebreeze December 01, 2011
by Intelligence001 November 13, 2016
Rumming is running a half marathon, eating french toast, rubbing your belly, and thinking about adult beverages.
The three of us were rumming today. While the elder rummed the first part faster, the junior rummed the second part slower, and the middle is always rumming about the third part.
by six tunnels March 13, 2010