Rum

An excellent liquor made from fermented and distilled sugar cane by-products, such as sugar cane juice or molasses.

There is a whole spectrum of different rum types. White, which is bland and tasteless, which the teeny-boppers and college sluts love mixing in their sugary drinks. Then golden, spiced, and dark rums, which actually have body, character, and flavor.

Like any other liquor, you can tell a lot about the person from the brand they buy. If they drink Bacardi or Malibu, that is basically saying they don't really care about or respect rum, and only buy rum to mix into their gay little tropical drinks.

Bacardi is the Wal-Mart/McDonald's of rum.

by dcrubin June 29, 2010

Rum

Unexplainable but when something's 'Rum' you just know it is...

"She's a rum lass ain't she!"

"Paul, he's a rum lad!"

Grant, Martin and Stu - RUM!!!

by tomu May 20, 2011

Rums

Runny stool that strikes when least expected as a result of drinking copious amount of rum the night before.

Bro 1: "I drank so much Ron last night...
*feeling of your ass about to fall out your leather cheerio*
I think I have the runs..."
Bro 2: "Nah bruh, you have the rums."

by Phebreeze November 30, 2011

Rum

Horrible

That girl is Rum!

by Slapgash September 7, 2018

Rum

An alcoholic beverage that is, for all points and purposes, gone.

...But why is the rum gone?

by Intelligence001 November 13, 2016

Rum

Rum is liquid form of my friend

Rum is such a kokot.

by Karel Danes January 10, 2005

rumming

Rumming is running a half marathon, eating french toast, rubbing your belly, and thinking about adult beverages.

The three of us were rumming today. While the elder rummed the first part faster, the junior rummed the second part slower, and the middle is always rumming about the third part.

by six tunnels March 13, 2010