roflmaobst

rolling on floor laughing my ass off but still typing

Ben Dover: hahaha roflmao

Elieen Dover: roflmaobst??

Ben Dover: fuck off :/

by toolbar April 29, 2010

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!

by Wheatsnack June 21, 2006

ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC

It's what geeks do when they got no time. Make up long words e.g:

rolling on the floor laughing, laughing my ass off nearly having a heart attack and nearly dying while scaring the cat.

Basically its just when people go over the top about a little subject. Making fun of them - taunting.

Guy:lol! that was funny, the guy fell over
Guy2:ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC that was funny.. (not..)

by Finch January 5, 2005

roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.

-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1

by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006

ROFLMAOPIMP

Another Internet abbreviation. It means 'rollon on floor laughing my arse off pissing in my pants'

It's self expanatory ROFLMAOPIMP

by Freethinker September 17, 2004

roflmaosmttntpm

rolling on floor, laughing my ass off, slapping my thigh, trying not to piss myself, a very long acronym to show one online that you are laughing, first introduced in one of murdersize's articles.

Stephen:hey nick wanna hear a joke?
nick:only if its disturbing and wrong like me :D
stephen:okay, what did the fish say when he ran into a wall? dam!
nick:roflmaosmttntpm

by stephen mather January 2, 2004