ramen

The only thing you can blow, suck, chew and swallow in public without looking like a perv.

Guy 1: "Let's videotape me eating ramen and sell it on the webz."
Guy 2: "Ok"

by Me Tarzan December 4, 2007

Ramen

what college kids and janitors live off of.....dried slab of noodles that you cook for 3 minutes and then add sodium-enriched seasoning of all flavors to. requires knowledge of stove.

by etchasketch October 21, 2003

Ramen

ramen: the best food to eat when you can't afford anything more than 30 cents, a brick of dried noodles that you boil for 2 minutes and then throw in the condensed powder flavoring and... wa-la!

bill: hey, guess we're down to our last dimes. we'll starve.

bob: you kidding? we'll live off ramen noodles.

by kristen June 28, 2003

ramen

Japanese instant noodles which come in cup or block form, popular with college students (who can't afford anything else) and otaku (who just like anything Japanese). As a connoisseur of cheap DIY meals, I've developed means of assigning ramen a rating on a scale of zero to four stars: One half-star for every flavor packet beyond the first, one star if it comes in its own cup, an extra half star if that comes with its own meat or vegetables, and a star and a half if the dry noodles don't remind me of Play-Doh.

Ramen's not as good as lo mein, but I got it at 1/40 the price the Jade Dragon was charging.

by Xyzzy June 5, 2005

ramen

a brick of noodles you throw in a pot. most people live off of this. most referable to college guys, middle aged guys living by self, and noobs kicked out by their girlfriends.

College guy: Hey, man wh... uh..what are you doing?

Guy surrounded by countless ramen packages: Eating some damn ramen

by somepersonwhohasnothingtodo December 20, 2008

ramen

1. A noodle dish of Asian origin, served with salty broth, meat, and other stuff.
3. A slang word for instant noodles, said usually by weeaboos who have no idea what they're talking about.

1. This ramen is pretty good. I like how they stretch a single block of dough before boiling it and adding the meat.
2. KAWAII!!! THIS RAMEN SO DELICIOUS!!! INSTANT NOODARU!!!

by Kyothine May 28, 2009

ramen

Recipe: Ramen Noodles
Requires cooking (1)
Reagents: (10) tap water, (1) condensed flavor spices, (2) Sodium Cloride, (1) Brick of wavy noodles
Requires stove

Price: 10 cents

it only takes 10 cents to eat a meal of ramen.

by Legyndir May 12, 2008