It's a person who is a nimrod and a qwimp. It is used to define a man who like certain women but also tries to look cool by insulting them behind their backs. Such a person is nothing but a nimrod, i.e. they are a qwimprod.
Jarvis is literally the definition of a qwimprod as he tries to pretend he doesn't have any interest in Sarah and Christine but continues secretly have a crush on them.
by SqueerMan December 12, 2019
Get the qwimprod mug.While stark naked adorn a top hat and monocle, produce a profound erection, military high step toward your partner, slap them in the face with your meat torpedo and thus saying "indubitably" to disengage the sexual maneuver. It would be a most gentlemanly.
Byron "By jove alexander! i believe when i had excited the tobacconist.....i seen Lord Ferguson giving Mary Shaw the ole "Sebastian Qwimby"!!
Alexander: "Right....indeed yes. Jolly good show. Chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
Byron "Indeed Alexander....truly was i moved....to half chub"
Alexander: "Right....indeed yes. Jolly good show. Chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
Byron "Indeed Alexander....truly was i moved....to half chub"
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Or a good word to call someone who annoys you to confuse them - cos they won't know what it means.
Or a good word to call someone who annoys you to confuse them - cos they won't know what it means.
"My flatmate is a right qwim"
or
"You might be cleverer than me, richer, funnier and better looking but at least i am not a qwim"
or
"You might be cleverer than me, richer, funnier and better looking but at least i am not a qwim"
by My name January 4, 2004
Get the qwim mug.1. quimper ( n ): a whiny noise made by the vagina. closely related to the minge burp. sounds like a fridge door opening but squeekier.
2. quimper ( n ): a piece of clothing so badly knitted it looks like it was made by a blind person with no hands.
2. quimper ( n ): a piece of clothing so badly knitted it looks like it was made by a blind person with no hands.
1. i was going down on her when suddenly she quimpered in my face.
2. shit, that top nan made for me for xmas is a proper quimper
2. shit, that top nan made for me for xmas is a proper quimper
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