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Quidditch practice

Prak-tis Noun, verb, -ticed, -ticing
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1. A really awesome event in which people afflicted with Quidditch!addiction gather together to engage in seriously addicting MSN chats, which include (occasionally drunken) voice clips and webcam sessions. Quidditch will also occur simultaneously during "prak-tis", though participants make no promise as to paying attention to said Quidditch. Individuals who enjoy practice normally eat practice pitches for breakfast and can be seen zooming around the pitch & stadium on their FIREBOTLS, looking incredibly cool.
1. R U ERAD?
2. Clups.
3. sever8ussevers.

-courtesy of the Quidditch practice Crew Lingo Dictionary
by bn.scripted May 6, 2009
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(n. or v.) The act of having sex when the guy picks up the chick and sets her on his 'broom' and proceeds to run around, so the chick is playing quidditch.
Hermoine likes to play 'quidditch' with Ron.
Yo, did you and that broad play some quidditch?
by Definitionking19 January 10, 2011
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N. A game of arousal between sexual partners. Either testicles or breasts are stimulated before, during, or after a "harry potter."
Jack and Jane played quidditch while Jane received a harry potter.
by ren-mai pasion June 30, 2006
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"I got hit in the head by a bludger playing quidditch!"

"Dude, that's wicked man!"
by sfscredence January 29, 2017
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when you see someone or something exciting then you cum in your pants
OMG...is that CKell over there..I think I just did quidditch in my pants!!
by sharpie51 March 31, 2009
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Sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates through the septum ring or nostril ring of the female partner.
Damn baby I see u wit that new septum ring, lets play some quidditch
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Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.
Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.
by Option 22 February 4, 2020
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