Queeftarted

When a person is performing oral pleasures on a female vagina and the female queefs in the persons face and you become retarded due to the queef in the face acting crazy like a retard

Hey fam my girl Sarah queefed on my face and I was queeftarted for five minutes

by DJ chrispysoc October 27, 2016

qweeftart

when a woman qweefs and vaginal excretion falls into baking batter, then they use the batter to make there own tart like pastries.

Those are Olivia's trademark qweeftarts your eating Will.

by 3 urban muskateers June 12, 2011

queefarrhea

Queefarrhea:

To queef (most often after a sexual encounter or "me time") in a manner that replicates the sound of a gas filled diarrhea event.

After Mary was sexually satisfied by John she had an episode of queefarrhea in the bed.

by KnightRider007 March 10, 2014

queeftastic

the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.

i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Queefmar

a pet name for the gayest person you know

Queefmar is such a fag

by Dr. Queefy May 8, 2008

queertarded

when something is BEYOND gaytarded, it's queertarded.

d00d 1: damn ! someone ate all my eggos...
d00d 2: d00d, that is queertarded.

by teh insurgen7 squirrel January 13, 2008

Quetard

(pronounced kwuh-tard)

1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay.

2. A homosexual who does not have the balls to admit that he is a homosexual. Sometimes caused by fear to take it in the ass or be labeled a queer.

3. Someone who is both queer and retarded.

quasi-gay Quatard

Dude, Chris is always checking out guys from the corner of his eye- but his myspace profile says he's straight!

yeah, he's a total quetard.


gay boi 1: There goes Dale with another new girlfriend, wonder how long she'll last? Do you think he'll ever finally admit to himself that he's gay?

gay boi 2: I know! Everyone knows he's homo except himself. He's just completely quetarded.

by Quatchi-homo September 29, 2008