queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

by Tbird January 24, 2007

queef in a pan

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen

i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen

by anonymous April 7, 2021

queef-biscuit

(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.

Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit on his tongue while he was "down south".

by Santo Christo de Sanchez September 15, 2005

queef goo

When you think you queef, but you actually goo yourself

Oops I just queefed! Never mind I actually just made queef goo! I JUST VAGINA GOOED MYSELF!

by Shanaenaepig May 11, 2015

queef stroganoff

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.

Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016

queefsplosion

When a firework or firecracker is set off in ones vagina, in turn causing a violet gust of putrid smelling air to come rushing out.

Tyrone: what happened?
Jerome: I was caught by a violent queefsplosion, I'll be smelling of fish for weeks

by Steflikesmen123 February 18, 2014

Unicorn Queef

A vaginal fart after your done doing it from behind while consuming shrooms.

God she ate so many shrooms while I was giving it to her from behind that she did a unicorn queef.

by The Ass Man 9999 August 27, 2010