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quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.
Shut up, you quaker.
by davey April 14, 2006
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quaker

Thoes who attend the friends school in Hobart. Quakers have no morals. This explains the large number of arse rapings at the school. Quakers often try to start fights with fags, their arch enemys. Fags, are basically quakers who admit to arse sex. Quakers have no religion and at friends school are not allowed to be forced to do anything (except submit to arse sex) as they believe in free choice on all matters. Quakers arch enemys are Hutchins boys who they label as fags. Hutchins boys actually combine with Fahnies and Colligiate girls for threesomes which opposes their label of fags. Hutchins boys have never lost to quakers at any sporting event.
Quaker: "Your a fuckin fag hutchins boy. Go have sex with your self."
Hutchins boy: "Ooo nice call arse raper. Gee no religion, wow arn't u cool. Have fun arse raping yourself while im opening presents at christmas you fuckin quaker"
Collgirl: "I'm to up my self to care"
Fahnie: "I would have sex with you but I'm actually a lesbian"
by Hobartman October 29, 2006
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Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
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Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
by a nub November 8, 2018
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The Old Quaker

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.
"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "
by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014
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Quaker Weekend

For the weekend, having Sunday and Monday off instead of Saturday and Sunday.
Employee:When do I have off?
Boss:Sunday and Monday. Enjoy your Quaker weekend.
by imahairyperson May 11, 2010
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Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.
as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.
by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009
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